Dead Pocket Station
DEAD POCKET STATION
ONLINE CUSTOMER / FAN SURVEY
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Find out what kind of Dead Pocket fan you really are! Simply take a moment to answer 10 simple questions and we'll tell you like it is (using our own Data-Disguised Interpretive Meaning Information Modelling System).
This information will not be shared with anyone except the Dead Pocket Station data analysts. To ensure the highest security, we transcribe all data into Esperanto using a trained lemur. This survey may include questions and answers that seem random or nonsensical and a survey result that superficially seems to mean nothing. That's just an added layer of data security. Be sure that our analysts and translators are hard at work decoding the meanings in the survey results.
Just click the BEGIN button above to proceed to the first of ten questions. After ten simple questions, you'll have a chance to see your survey results.
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