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The Museum of the Strange Aquarium will be a periodical publication of the uncanny aquatic specimens on display at the often bizarre and seldom seen Strange Aquarium. We are not permitted to disclose the actual location of the aquarium, but were allowed special access in order to sketch and observe.
We will publish pages from this journal of sketches and observations occasionally. But beware, these creatures are not natural! Here’s one of the stickers from the first edition:
Harland David “Colonel” Sanders said, “I won’t sell a fat yellow chicken.”
It’s that kind of statement that could ignite a world war. At the very least, the third world war could be blamed on the controversial media storm unleashed by a statement like that. Regardless, Colonel Sanders was known to say things that could result in cataclysmic global destruction.
No, that was Bo Pilgrim. Colonel Sanders said, “There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery.” I agree with that.
Lonnie “Bo” Pilgrim, the renowned Texas chicken underlord, was known for saying things that could inflame global tensions. He once caused a riot in the Texas State Senate for setting a live chicken on fire and shouting, “I’ve got your $10,000 right here!”
Well, that’s how I remember it.
Well, it’s finally here: An original musical version of our theme song!
If you like it, leave a comment and let us know. If you think it’s rubbish, send Will and email.
