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Packbot’s adventures continue in his second set of Dead Pocket Trading Cards.
#13: Chapter 134, Packbot and the Recycler
#14: Chapter 55, Packbot and the Danger in the Water
#15: Chapter 288, Packbot and the Series 15L Backpack
#16: Chapter 100, Packbot and the Flugelslug
#9: The Rumpfellet
Ages ago, the rumpfellet was able to speak to small children. It usually informed them of the best places to hide from grown-ups. Now, the rumpfellet is only able to squawk and squeak. Legend has it, a disturbed sorceress with sixteen missing children placed a curse on the rumpfellets until her children could be found. Legend also has it, the children were never found.
#10: The Gorpus
Part insect, part turtle, part snail, the gorpus (lacrimabilis muliebris) can grow to over four feet long. Commonly called the “giant ladybug” and easily mistaken for a capybara in costume, they are easily offended and like to keep to themselves. Usually asleep during the day, at night groups of the gorpus can be heard singing lamenting lullabies (in Latin).
#11: The Cuddlebumpik
Only three cuddlebumpiks have been known to exist. The first, Angelo, lived in Southern Italy in the late eighteenth century. The second, Sir Roger Wildecoste, ran a small grocery in East Limpingate until his mysterious disappearance in 1893. The last known cuddlebumpik, Dale, is currently employed by a traveling carnival based out of Holdrege, Nebraska.
#12: The Miniature Saddleback Ringtail Rool
The miniature saddleback ringtail rool stands around four centimeters tall. Its easily distinguished from common ringtail rools by the odd, saddle-shaped growth on it’s back. This growth actually functions as an extra stomach, allowing the the miniature saddleback ringtail rool to eat up to twenty-times its weight.
Packbot and his friends have come to the Dead Pocket Station. Maybe you’ll find one of their trading cards.
We have new Dead Pocket Trading Cards! Maybe you’ll find one out there on the planet.
Card #1: The Greedle
“The Greedle lives in a giant rosebush in my grandmother’s yard. No one’s seen the Greedle but me.”
- Tony Abram
Card #2: The Mudsluff
“The magical Mudsluff sleeps in the mud. It seems to prefer mud to blankets and quilts.”
- Curtis Moore
Card #3: The Kunkler
“The Kunkler eats cockroaches and fleas. I don’t think it likes them. It always has a sour expression.”
- Gary Wally
Card #4: Magdus
“Magdus used to be a leprechaun. Now he washes dishes at McHattery’s on 15th Street.”
- Abed Mortis
