Winning to Win
So, I’m a little older now than I was when I was younger. I’m taking care of my body using more advanced training methods than I used to. I want to be in good shape, so I’m trying new stuff.
I’m on a training program that NASA developed for astronauts so they could work outside the shuttle without a spacesuit. I’m on a diet of things that are so good for you they are all extinct. I’m learning a form a martial art that they used to turn monks into ninjas in 36 hours (it was cheaper because they already had a house full of dudes).
It’s likely that at some point I’ll develop the ability to turn myself invisible during this training. That’s not explicity provided for, but it seems like I would get some kind of superpower before this is all done. Turning invisible is way better than just being invisible. If I was invisible all the time I would feel left out and lonely.
I don’t know yet how I’m going to put all this triaining into use, but you can be sure that whatever I choose it will be minor and insignificant. Part of my ninja training is how not to be noticed. Most people think that ninjas can turn invisible, which is a misnomer. Ninjas have the ability to become so boring and so irrelevant that you just don’t notice them anymore. Even if you try to find them.
Carol, 
blbgw, and 
Stephen Ingrum are discussing. 
Stephen Ingrum 3:50 pm on February 11, 2010 Permalink
Great, great, great! I just made my ringtone from Tami a clip of Greyson singing.
blbgw 8:09 am on February 12, 2010 Permalink
You know how I loved it!!! I listened(carefully/intentively) several times through!
Carol 11:37 am on February 14, 2010 Permalink
OMG…she has VERY good syncopated rhythm.